In a battle between two desperate, trashy, budget, famewh-re hussies, who would you put your money on, Shanna Moakler or Khloe Kardashian? I’m thinking Khloe. Just because she’s… bigger, shall we say? Shanna looks scrappy and mean, but Khloe would probably overwhelm her with brute force. I bring this up because it looks like there’s a C-list war brewing. Apparently, Shanna referred to Khloe as a “donkey”. And Khloe responded with something that sounded a lot like “shut up you stupid bitch I don’t even care wah wah”. Anyway, now Shanna wants us to know that she’s “sorry” for the donkey comment. She also wants us to know that the C-list “Battle of Oxygen Thieves” has been brewing for a while… who knew?

Shanna Moakler has put away the cat claws.

During a recent appearance on The Wendy Williams Show, Moakler, 34, called Khloe Kardashian, 25, a “donkey.”

Kardashian responded via Twitter: “I have no idea who this girl is but I guess she is talking about me. Talk on honey… I can care less LOL”.

When contacted by Usmagazine.com, Moakler expressed regret. “I feel really bad. I shouldn’t have said it,” she tells Us. “It was just an off-the-cuff statement.”

Moalker said she “was being gossipy, but it’s not a big secret that the Kardashians and I don’t really get along. I don’t care.”

She added that she “wasn’t there to talk about them. I was there to talk about me being officially back as co-executive director of the Miss California Pageant, hosting the pageant this year and my new makeup line.”

[From Us Weekly]

Now, here’s the thing: I hate defending Khloe, but I do it on occasion. I can’t help it, I feel bad for her. She doesn’t seem like a good person or anything, but I just think people should make fun of her for the things she does, the things she says, and her general personality. I don’t like when people make fun of her looks, probably because I don’t find her as grotesque as some do. Sure, she’s not pretty in the conventional sense. But just because she’s a big girl and she’s not God’s gift, that doesn’t make her a “donkey.” Ugh, I hate defending her.

Here’s Shanna Moakler - not looking at all donkey-esque - at the launch of Smoak Cosmetic Line at Cafe Was in Hollywood, California on October 13, 2009, credit: WENN. And here’s Khloe Kardashian, the anti-donkey, at the ‘Kardashian Charity Knock Out’ in California on November 3, 2009. Credit: Rachel Worth / WENN.com.