Eggs Served Sunnyside…What The Jesus???
They said he would come back. We just didn't think he would appear with breakfast!
Recently, Toby Elles from Lancaster, England thought he would get in the kitchen and whip up some grub for himself. The 22-year-old brilliantly left the stove on after he was done cooking and after he took a quick boozey-snoozey, he realized his error and rushed to the stove.
Lo and behold, there was Jesus Christ, looking back at him with burnt eyes of grease from the frying pan.
It is pretty distincitve! The eyes, the hair - he's got the whole Holy package!
Toby is calling it a "miracle", since the pan could have just been taken over by the flames and burned him into little pieces. Instead, Jesus appeared to save him.
And there you have it, folks! Jesus is all for smoking dope, cooking bacon and taking naps.
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