YAZM!

Ugh.
This honestly makes us just want the old version back on soooo bad.
The basically EFFED reboot of Melrose Place is gathering familiar faces from the original series for one last hurrah before the CW cancels this mess faster than they evicted ASSlee Simpson!!
The March 30th episode reunites Amanda Woodward with other mid-90s favorites Jo [...]

We can’t believe we’re even saying this, but we truly think Little J is worse than effing K-Stew, Mushy, and ASSlee combined!!
UGH. What is WRONG with you, you sour, self-righteous little bitch?
The 16 year old crack-eye’d runt, otherwise known as Taylor Momsen, was too bothered to appreciate even being invited to attend the BMI’s [...]

Hadyen Pain-in-the-Ass must have realized that being a firecrotch made people associate her with the disaster that is Lindsanity, so she took the equally STOOPID Ashlee Simpson route and premiered a considerably darker ‘do at the Tommy Hilfiger show at NYC Fashion week last night!!
Maybe she thinks being brunette makes her look more ‘mature!’
She also [...]

Probably because they didn’t fire her!
Ashlee Simpson gave her last high-kick as Roxie Hart in Chicago a few weeks ago and to celebrate she threw an impromptu party for the entire New York production crew!
Bidding a fond farewell on good terms, Ashlee had hubby Pete Wentz clear out his Manhattan bar, Angels & Kings, on [...]

Weren’t TWO shiteous movies enough?!
A few months ago we reported that Drew Barrymore was attempting to remake Charlie’s Angels, once again, for television!! The star of the film adaptations has attempted to do this a few times and failed miserably trying to get the pilots off the ground.
Well, it appears that this year she [...]

Ashlee Simpson recently told anyone who would listen that she’s ready for more children with husband Pete Wentz. Apparently she loves “being a mother.”
“We’re together all the time. Bronx is definitely finding himself, and he’s getting his own personality, so hide-and-seek, and new little things. He does sign language, so that’s been fun.”
The [...]

Jay-Z was spotted out for dinner without his wife Beyonce in New York City. The paps caught the rapper as he was leaving the Corner Deli Restaurant Thursday evening (Feb 4).

Young pop sensation Justin Bieber was spotted out shopping in Miami Thursday afternoon (Feb 4).
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Forget Jessica and Asslee!
Joe Simpson has signed a deal with Nickelodeon to serve as an executive producer on a new show based on his life. The sitcom, which sounds a little like Hannah Montana meets Dr. Phil, follows a teen who “emulates” her counselor father by giving out advice to her friends at school.
You’ll recall [...]

We’re still not sure how we feel about this new look.
Earlier this week, Hayden Panettiere revealed a new hairdo as she was spotted out rocking her recently dyed red hair.
Yesterday she was seen on her way to a meeting looking adorable in her outfit and covering up with a red winter hat.
And aside from getting [...]

Only this time it has nothing to do with extramarital affairs.
Michelle Williams, former member of Destiny’s Child, has announced she will be parting ways with her manager aka Beyowulf’s dad Mathew Knowles and Music World Entertainment.
In a press release, Michelle explains her decision to depart from her management saying:
“After much prayer and consideration I [...]

Former Destiny’s Child singer Michelle Williams is taking over the role of Roxie Hart from Ashlee Simpson in Chicago on Broadway.
Michelle’s run as Roxie will begin on February 8 and end on March 28. This isn’t the first time the songstress has played Roxie as she starred in the West End’s production in London [...]

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A pair of adorable, legally married hipsters tried to avoid photographers from taking their picture in NYC on Tuesday … by donning creepy Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson masks.If they really want to be left alone, Pete and Ash should try playing …

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Celebrities are always trying to get richer better themselves.
And with New Year’s Day just a few hours away, many of them are planning their New Year’s resolutions for 2010.
Check out some of their goals for the New Year below:
Justin Timberlake
“I’m going to underpromise myself for 2010 so if it goes well I’ll be [...]

Remember how Pete Wentz was spotted in New York sporting a black eye?
Now we know why!
Turns out Pete didn’t want to suffer sitting through another one of Ass’ performances hasn’t completely mastered the art of walking on the icy streets of the Big Apple and fell.
Smooth!
Said his rep, “The mean streets of NY [...]

Did Asslee finally have enough of his shiz and sock him one?!
Pete Wentz and his insignificant other were seen doing some last minute Christmas shopping in NYC on Thursday – along with hiding a black eye under those shades!
It’s unclear how it got it, but he did Tweet, “i feel like the 30 [...]