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With a facial expression appearing like she saw a reflection in the mirror of what she was wearing, former actress Mischa Barton exited a London pub on Wednesday ... in some sorta apron/wrap bikini top cut-out dress thing. Where are those high-waisted… Read more

Looks like the Mush is getting one last, z-list hurrah before she fades into total obscurity!

Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that trainwreck stoner has-been former OC wacktress Mischa Barton has a reality show in the works at the Oxygen network!

The series, which would reportedly just document her fascinating life doing nothing, has not been officially picked up. At this stage, "Oxygen ordered a pilot and we will see where it goes from there."

Let's be real - the only reality show she belongs on is Celebrity Rehab!

Ha!

What do U think? Would U watch a reality show about Mush Mush??

[Image via WENN.]

Looks like the Mush is getting one last, z-list hurrah before she fades into total obscurity!

Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that trainwreck stoner has-been former OC wacktress Mischa Barton has a reality show in the works at the Oxygen network!

The series, which would reportedly just document her fascinating life doing nothing, has not been officially picked up. At this stage, "Oxygen ordered a pilot and we will see where it goes from there."

Let's be real - the only reality show she belongs on is Celebrity Rehab!

Ha!

What do U think? Would U watch a reality show about Mush Mush??

[Image via WENN.]

Mischa Barton hit up a party in St. Tropez on July 8 and this is what came of it. She looks like a mess. $2 hookers would have gone up to her and told her to get help. [Fame] read more

A strange creature was floating around West Hollywood yesterday. It had a translucent face and was wearing red hot pants matched by a scarf knitted by someone's Grandma.

Creeeeeepy!

Why, it was none other than Mischa Barton reunited with her beloved (and usually impounded) Cadillac!

Maybe you should save some of your gas money for a trip to the tanning beds. It's time.

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

Nobody really gives a crap about Mischa Barton anymore, and these photos are a good reason why. Are these photos funny? Sure. They’re actually pretty hilarious, just because Mischa looks so obviously like she’s coming down from something hard. It’s also funny because you actually have to try to look like this - as in, it takes effort to look this strung out. It’s an affectation. You know how I know? Because Mischa is recreating the same Rite-Aid run that Lindsay Lohan took two nights ago. Only Lindsay had the decency to look genuinely strung out, like she was coming down off something and made the effort to appeal sober, and Lindsay also threw on some yeast-infectiony pleather shorts. All Mischa can manage is bedhead and a denim shirt. Poser. And only Mischa would be dumb enough to want to emulate Lohan’s crackhead status.

You might ask yourself, just how is Mischa relevant anymore? Well, she’s working! Sort of. She got a gig modeling for some German designer, and the images just came out this week. To say that they’ve been ‘Shopped is an understatement. Styleite notes, “Her waist is whittled beyond recognition and her legs — particularly her thighs — look like they’ve been trimmed and toned with the help of the trusty airbrush. But perhaps most egregious is the liberties they’ve taken with the 24-yeard old’s face.” No joke. I thought these were Avril Lavigne photos at first.

Mischa on June 29, 2010. Credit: Fame. Ads courtesy of Styleite.

Oh, Mush Mush!

Mischa Barton was spotted going to Trousdale nightclub following the after-party for Bing's "Celebration Of Creative Minds" at BOA Steakhouse.

How the hell did she get an invite?

Creative is not the first thing that comes to mind when we think of Mushy!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]