Not letting a rapper named Shawn Carter destroy his need to use auto-tune, T-Pain has debuted a new single to spearhead the promotional push of his new upcoming album rEVOLVEr. The song, titled “Reverse Cowgirl” is quite annoying, with the high pitched synthesizers and computerized crooning by Mr. T-Pain himself. The video looks as if “Umbrella” had a lower budget and threw up on an Atlanta strip club on a Wednesday night.

Nicole Richie and Jennifer Meyer out yesterday in Beverly Hills.

Nicole Richie and Tobey Maguire's wife are celebrating St. Patrick's Day by _________________________.

A little sad… a little funny… but still illegal!

Some disgruntled fan was not pleased to hear the news that Gordon Ramsay will be back with another season of Kitchen Nightmares, so they decided to let him know loud and clear how they felt about him.

Some idiot decided to go and graffitied his house but ended up at the wrong one.

A house close by to Gordon's London home was covered in graffiti, bashing Gordon in every way possible. Phrases like "Gordon is shit" and "Gordon is a douche," were found sprayed onto a neighbor's home.

Authorities seem to think it was a stoopid American who pulled the prank, since "douche" is really only common in our vernacular and the genius hit the wrong house.

And the worse part is, Gordon isn't even around to lose his mind over this. He's currently traveling outside the UK, but a source believes that when he gets the news, he will go "ballistic." The source says:

"Gordon will go ballistic that someone has targeted him in this way on his own doorstep. Sure he dishes out foul language, but it's to people's faces and they have every opportunity to shout back."

We imagine there is going to be a lot of shouting when he returns to London.

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We've been able to crack the code on the most interesting text message -- allegedly from Tiger Woods to Joslyn James -- in which he exploded in anger ... and this picture is a critical clue.The photo was taken at Tao nightclub at around 1:30 AM on ...

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A new report claims she urged him to "walk away" in order to "love yourself"

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If this stuff is legit then… WOW, what a freak!

Joslyn James has launched her new wesbite, sextingjoslynjames.com, and posted alleged text messages sent from Tiger Woods during their three year affair!

WARNING: These get pretty raunchy. Not that we expected anything less! Check out just a few of the crazy sexts below:

Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/28/2009:
I want to be deep inside you

Tiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009:
After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard

Tiger:Sent: 04:02 PM 08/29/2009:
I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you

Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat

Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my fucking whore

Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own

Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise

Tiger:Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009:
Where do you want to be bitten

Tiger:Sent: 5:00 PM 08/29/2009:
I really do want to be rough with you. Slap you around

Tiger:Sent: 05:12 PM 08/29/2009:
For years. And punish you for not seeing me more

Tiger:Sent: 05:15 PM 08/29/2009:
I want you to beg for my cock. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouth

Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009:
Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don't do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy

Tiger:Sent: 12:06 PM 10/04/2009:
Oh my god. If they were with me. You would have ruined everything

Tiger:Sent: 12:07 PM 10/04/2009:
I told you. Oh my god. I cant believe what just happened

Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 10/04/2009:
Don't Fucking talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, Fuck

We wonder what kind of crazy things this chick did by reading those last few messages. We wouldn't put anything past her!

Oh, and if you were so opposed to violence against women that you couldn't bear the thought of your face on a golfball, why would you EVER let a man talk to you like that?

Despicable. Maybe you and Tiger deserve each other!!

Check out more of the sexts below.

[Image via AP Images.]

Tiger:Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009:
Do you ever hook up with other guys or girls

Tiger:Sent: 03:41 PM 08/29/2009:
You didnt answer the question

Tiger:Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009:
Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust

Tiger:Sent: 04:24 PM 08/29/2009:
Ok. Now your talking. Whatever i want. You are mine

Tiger:Sent: 05:18 PM 08/29/2009:
We will see how bad you want me

Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you

Tiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009:
Just morbid curiosity

Tiger:Sent: 01:30 PM 09/08/2009:
Really. You. You have done just about everything havent you

Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:
Never done it. I think i would get stage freight

Tiger:Sent: 02:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Maybe

Tiger:Sent: 07:35 PM 09/08/2009:
Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before i see you tonight

Tiger:Sent: 07:39 PM 09/08/2009:
Parent hood melt down:)

Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:
Baby im not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I'm not losing that. You have to understand people love to tal

Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:
k about me. sometimes its good and sometimes its bad. I have learned to just roll with it no matter how much it upsets me when its not true. My life is a

Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:
fish bowl

She reportedly sold her story in hopes of becoming a "mainstream celebrity"

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Former Runaways members Joan Jett, 51, and Cherie Currie, 50, reunited in NYC on Wednesday. Question is ... See Also Hot Lips vs. Gloria Steinem: Who'd You Rather? ...

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Fess Parker -- who played Davy Crockett and Daniel Boone -- has died of natural causes ... a rep confirms with TMZ.Parker -- who also starred in "Old Yeller" -- owned the DoubleTree Resort in Santa Barbara and the Wine Country Inn & Spa in Los ...

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img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/03/17/article-1258636-08C23E66000005DC-929_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /br/The 40-year-old insisted 'the vast majority' of the allegations about him were untrue, he conceded he had 'poor judgement' after he was alleged to have had affair with Michelle McGee.

You don't wanna piss off Paula Deen!

Everyone's favorite Southern chef signed on with the Celebrity Chefs Tour to do live cooking demonstrations in several cities, but when her $150,000 advance bounced, she walked away.

Now the Tour is making it seem like she left for no good reason, so Paula is suing for defamation. Not to mention the $130,000 she was supposed to get for each event.

Miz Dean is asking for $1 million for the mess.

And she's worth every penny! Right?

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The 88-year-old comedian cracks jokes about Nazis and marijuana on Hot in Clevelandimg src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/people/headlines/~4/ORWoAk6xTew" height="1" width="1"/

Looks like Kate Gosselin is the resident bitch on this season of Dancing with the Stars.

We know, SHOCKING!

Sounds to us like Kate is staking her claim as the show's resident uber-bitch and hasn't been making too many friends thus far!

Mark Ballas, a long time dancing partner on the show, has acknowledged that Kate is quite the diva on set. He calls her "standoffish", which is a nicer way of saying snooty and explains:

"I don't really know her, but when I met her she wasn't kind of like, 'hello' or anything. I say 'hey,' and she was like 'oh hey.' I was like, 'Okay!'… She has a great partner, Tony [Dovolani] who is a dear friend of mine, so I'm sure he will whip her into shape. Whatever you can get out of that!"

Can't wait to hear more.

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"I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me," he says in a statement provided to PEOPLEimg src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/people/headlines/~4/D6oDHl1wV10" height="1" width="1"/

img src="http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/03/18/article-1258965-08C65390000005DC-924_87x84.jpg" width="87" height="84" /br/The actor and his former publicist squared up at birthday party for Sir Philip Green and Sir Michael Caine at Annabel's nightclub last night..