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When her daughter resorts to exploitive TV tabloid shows for a paycheck, Dina Lohan relies on an open bar to afford a drink.

In these economic times!

Orange Oprah was hiding under a trench coat and fedora at the Three-O Vodka party last night in NYC, looking pretty trainwreck-y, as always.

We're surprised she didn't bring Ali along too!

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I was just starting to hate on this chick for being pure trash, when she decides to tell Billboard that it’s really all an act. Im having a party in this weird office, hanging out with you, totally sober. If you mean party girl like, at a club with a short skirt on with no underwear, then no. Ive gotten drunk before but never gotten a DUI. I dont go to clubs. I try not to let my vagina hang out. I dont do drugs, but I think Im a walking good time and I talk kind of funny, so people think Im messed up all the time. Im not. Music Code Provided by MusicVideolife.com

Stefani Talbott, a stripper from Oregon, told both The National Enquirer and InTouch that she’s slept with Matthew Fox, the guy from Lost, twice in the last year while he was in town filming a movie basically Sienna Millering his relationship.

While working at the Stars Cabaret club, Talbott describes how she made eye contact with Fox that it was game over from there. Four lap dances at $20 a pop, a drink and a trite conversation later (Fox asked why Stefani was working at a place like this, Stefani said it was for her kid), Talbott left her 5-year-old son with a babysitter and hit up the house Matthew was staying at with his entourage. Talbott said she didn’t remember a wedding ring, he didn’t talk about his wife or kids and he didn’t even use a condom. “He didn’t tell me to keep it a secret or anything… He didn’t seem concerned at all.”

Matthew’s rep denies the affair, but Stefani says she kept the voice mails and text messages from him. Standard practice for all sex scandals. She must be reading from Tiger’s mistresses’s playbook.

I was going to ask why Matthew Fox would cheat on Margherita Ronchi, but, um, let’s just say Kirsten Dunst isn’t looking too bad right now.

[New York, February 20, 2008. Images via Bauer-Griffin.]

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The rumors are true!

America's favorite top-heavy Canadian, Pamela Anderson, will be on next season's Dancing With The Stars!

DWTS' Maksim Chmerkovskiy confirmed the news to In Touch Weekly on Tuesday night, telling reporters, "They did an amazing job keeping everything a secret this time, but we know that Pam is on."

Fab!

Which other D-listers would U like to see included in the upcoming season???

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Making the cross-country trip to New York City, Nadya Suleman was spotted making her way into “The View” studios on Wednesday (February 24). Keeping her shades over her eyes, the “Octomom” did not shy away from the cameras as she headed inside the building. During her visit with the ladies of “The View” Nadya openly talked about losing 145 lbs, telling “The main reason was obviously revenue and I’m the first to admit it.” The mother of 8 continued, “Every single hour of the day, I contemplate how I am going to do this, to be able to support them.”

With a walk down the aisle looming ahead, Hilary Duff was spotted keeping in tip-top shape with a gym visit in Los Angeles, California on Wednesday (February 24). Wearing all-black workout gear, the “Cheaper By the Dozen” cutie also sported her new engagement bling as she walked to and from her Mercedes SUV before and after the personal trainer session. As for the fancy diamond ring bestowed unto Hilary by fiance Mike Comrie, it’s said to be a million-dollar, 14-karat princess-cut sparkler. Miss Duff agreed to her hockey star beau’s proposal during a recent vacation to the islands of Hawaii.